out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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