You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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