the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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