me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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