haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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