My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Shame - the story of my life.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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