She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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