You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
