oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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