Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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