I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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