I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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