mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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