She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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