It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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