I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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