YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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