Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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