I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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