Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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