Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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