kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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