In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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