He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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