i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she pinky promised me she was 18
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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