So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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