Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The power of my boobs compel you
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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