Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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