My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did i walk over a car last night?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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