You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize