Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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