So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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