So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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