Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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