in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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