dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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