okay pat passed out under dana's car
time to smoke my breakfast
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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