Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
operation have a gay friend backfired
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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