question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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