i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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