If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
you never un-have a 4some
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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