break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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