remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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