he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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