i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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