I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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