Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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