besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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