We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
