It's just like the Real World with babies
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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