Sponge bath it is.
she told me i tasted like america
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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