I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
