JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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